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Orion
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Unread post by Orion Thu 30/11/2023 07:03
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
NZ Thunderstorm Soc
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Unread post by NZ Thunderstorm Soc Thu 30/11/2023 23:26
A St. Andrews Day joke.
Did you hear about the Scotsman who put his kilt into the agitator washing machine and forgot about it as he devoured his haggis meal, reading some Burn's poems and downing copious amounts of single malt whisky?
It was ruined and he couldn't do a fling with it.
JohnGaul
Orion
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Unread post by Orion Mon 04/12/2023 20:46
I was lonely until I glued a coffee-cup on top of my car.
Orion
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Unread post by Orion Tue 05/12/2023 11:06
I made a paper aeroplane, but it just hovered in one spot like a helicopter.
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Unread post by NZ Thunderstorm Soc Tue 05/12/2023 17:53
Did you hear about the cowboy who wore brown paper trousers and a brown paper shirt?
JohnGaul
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Unread post by Orion Wed 06/12/2023 08:00
There's a trend on social media where you hide a breath mint underneath your tie clip and use it just before a goodnight kiss.
Orion
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Unread post by Orion Mon 11/12/2023 08:34
Husband (trying to be helpful): "How many degrees should I set the wash to?"
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Unread post by NZ Thunderstorm Soc Thu 14/12/2023 21:44
I once wanted to become a dentist but I was told by a Scottish dentist, Phil McCafferty, that the job would be rather boring, but, then, once you get used to the drill, it could be filling ?
JohnGaul
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Unread post by Orion Sat 16/12/2023 09:56
God called Noah one day and said, "Noah, I need you to build another ark."
Orion
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Unread post by Orion Mon 18/12/2023 12:08
Do not drink and wrap presents.
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Unread post by NZ Thunderstorm Soc Wed 20/12/2023 23:51
Don't tell me about secrets in the garden.
JohnGaul
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Unread post by NZ Thunderstorm Soc Sun 24/12/2023 23:33
What is the name of Father Christmas's wife?
JohnGaul
Orion
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Unread post by Orion Wed 03/01/2024 09:49
It's been six months since I joined the gym and still no progress. So I am going there in person tomorrow to see what the problem is.
Orion
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Unread post by Orion Sat 20/01/2024 08:03
Q: Why do the French eat snails?
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Unread post by NZ Thunderstorm Soc Thu 01/02/2024 00:24
I was invited by my mates to a combined party to celebrate the Chinese New Year and Burns Night.
JohnGaul
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Unread post by Orion Sat 10/02/2024 19:45
Oxygen and potassium went on a date
Orion
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Unread post by Orion Sat 17/02/2024 09:55
The difference between a weasel and a stoat:
Orion
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Unread post by Orion Thu 22/02/2024 14:33
My latest buy was a dog from the local blacksmith.
NZ Thunderstorm Soc
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Unread post by NZ Thunderstorm Soc Tue 19/03/2024 20:55
I didn't realise that cottage cheese
was actually made from cheese.
It's just a curd to me.
JohnGaul
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Unread post by Orion Thu 25/04/2024 10:57
Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the Great have in common?
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Unread post by NZ Thunderstorm Soc Fri 03/05/2024 18:32
What do you call a dead palm tree?
JohnGaul
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Unread post by NZ Thunderstorm Soc Tue 21/05/2024 22:14
Did you hear about the man who took some old dirty and stained bank notes and put them in his washing machine?
JohnGaul
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Unread post by Orion Mon 27/05/2024 11:49
Q: My children won't eat vegetables, what can I replace them with?
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Unread post by NZ Thunderstorm Soc Mon 27/05/2024 22:12
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A sign I saw in South Africa.
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JohnGaul
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Unread post by NZ Thunderstorm Soc Wed 29/05/2024 17:39
Glass coffins. Maybe a thing of the future ?
JohnGaul
