JOKE!

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Orion
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My friend says that since it's been snowing all his wife has done is stare through the window. He says that if it gets any worse he will just have to let her in.
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What did they find when they dug up the remains of the late DeForrest Kelly from the SciFi series "Space Trek" ?

Bones
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Based upon the quantity of pottery fragments alone, the Roman Empire must be the clumsiest empire that history has ever known.
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My friend tells me that he has some racing geese for sale and wants to know whether or not I want to take a quick gander.
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Pathetic health system!

I'm currently in A&E.

Got covered in camouflage paint in a spillage.

Four hours and I still haven't been seen.
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My friend tells me that the Inland Revenue people are very kind, they wrote to tell him that his tax return was "outstanding" even though he cannot even remember sending it in.