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Matt Townsend
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Unread post by Matt Townsend Sun 20/08/2006 21:19
i was holding a newspaper in birthday section, and a guy next to me sat down and i looked at him and "hey happy birthday to you" and he sed "how you know?" "ummm it in the paper" and i showed him the section and he sed " no that is my brother" and i sed "ohhh i get it"
NZ Thunderstorm Soc
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Unread post by NZ Thunderstorm Soc Sun 20/08/2006 21:58
I saw a ghoti the otherday
JohnGaul
Matt Townsend
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Unread post by Matt Townsend Sun 20/08/2006 22:20
a ghoti? maybe you was meant a hoti girl? LMAO!
NZ Thunderstorm Soc
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Unread post by NZ Thunderstorm Soc Sun 20/08/2006 22:29
Did you hear about the 2 television aerials that got married????
The wedding wasn't much but the reception was great
JohnGaul
NZ Thunderstorm Soc
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Unread post by NZ Thunderstorm Soc Sun 20/08/2006 22:30
NZ Thunderstorm Soc wrote: I saw a ghoti the otherday
JohnGaul
Ghoti ...pronounced fish
GET IT
JohnGaul
Matt Townsend
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Unread post by Matt Townsend Sun 20/08/2006 22:34
Oh yeah i get it
Flow the jokes in here!
Flutterbye
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Unread post by Flutterbye Sun 20/08/2006 22:36
NZ Thunderstorm Soc wrote: Did you hear about the 2 television aerials that got married????
The wedding wasn't much but the reception was great
JohnGaul
Storm Struck
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Unread post by Storm Struck Sun 20/08/2006 22:41
Matt Townsend wrote: i was holding a newspaper in birthday section, and a guy next to me sat down and i looked at him and "hey happy birthday to you" and he sed "how you know?" "ummm it in the paper" and i showed him the section and he sed " no that is my brother" and i sed "ohhh i get it"
Ha
what are we laughing at
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There's a Russian a scotsman and a blonde.
The Russian goes '' guess what I am going to be the first to land on Mars''.
The Scotsman snarl's at him and says '' oh yeah well I am going to the first to land on the moon''.
Then the Blonde kindly interupts '' well I am going to be the first to land on the sun''.
The Russian and the Scotsman look at eachother and shake thier heads.
The Russian says '' There is no way you will make it to the sun you will burn up on the sun''.
The blonde replies '' come on I am not stupid I am going at night''.
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Cheers
Jason.
Canterbury, home of good rugby and severe storms
Matt Townsend
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Posts: 260Joined: Fri 27/01/2006 12:37Location: ballina/lismore
Unread post by Matt Townsend Sun 20/08/2006 22:41
What is the best time you can land on the sun?
Night time!
Flutterbye
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Unread post by Flutterbye Sun 20/08/2006 22:47
Snap you two.
RWood
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Unread post by RWood Sun 20/08/2006 22:47
NZ Thunderstorm Soc wrote: NZ Thunderstorm Soc wrote: I saw a ghoti the otherday
JohnGaul
Ghoti ...pronounced fish
GET IT
JohnGaul
Eh????
Storm Struck
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Unread post by Storm Struck Sun 20/08/2006 22:51
It wasn't snap I think he read it first then repeated my joke.
Either way mine sounds better i think
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Cheers
Jason.
Canterbury, home of good rugby and severe storms
Flutterbye
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Unread post by Flutterbye Sun 20/08/2006 22:56
Jasestrm wrote: It wasn't snap I think he read it first then repeated my joke.
Either way mine sounds better i think
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Cheers
Jason.
Yes it does Jasestrm but I was meaning the time of the posts - you both posted at exactly the same time.
squid
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jrj
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Unread post by jrj Mon 21/08/2006 08:35
I once met a guy whose job was circumcising elephants....
Manukau heads obs
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Unread post by Manukau heads obs Mon 21/08/2006 08:37
what did the lepper say to the prostatute?
Flutterbye
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squid
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KiwiWeather
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Unread post by KiwiWeather Mon 21/08/2006 15:00
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
mikestormchaser
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Unread post by mikestormchaser Mon 21/08/2006 17:07
Matt Townsend wrote: What is the best time you can land on the sun?
Night time!
haha, we have allready had a joke about the sun Matt.
Got anything els?
Mike
squid
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Unread post by squid Tue 22/08/2006 01:16
haha why did the hedgehog cross the road?? To see his flatmate
C-Nimbus
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Unread post by C-Nimbus Thu 24/08/2006 13:00
How do you get a fat chick into bed?
Piece of cake.......
Flutterbye
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Unread post by Flutterbye Thu 24/08/2006 13:10
squid
Posts: 1304Joined: Thu 16/06/2005 13:57Location: Caboolture,QLD
Unread post by squid Thu 24/08/2006 16:14
haha that was a good one
what are we laughing at 
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Got anything els? 
