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i was holding a newspaper in birthday section, and a guy next to me sat down and i looked at him and "hey happy birthday to you" and he sed "how you know?" "ummm it in the paper" and i showed him the section and he sed " no that is my brother" and i sed "ohhh i get it"
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I saw a ghoti the otherday :roll:

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a ghoti? maybe you was meant a hoti girl? LMAO!
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Did you hear about the 2 television aerials that got married????

The wedding wasn't much but the reception was great :)

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NZ Thunderstorm Soc wrote:I saw a ghoti the otherday :roll:

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Ghoti ...pronounced fish

GET IT 8)

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Oh yeah i get it :lol:

Flow the jokes in here!
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NZ Thunderstorm Soc wrote:Did you hear about the 2 television aerials that got married????

The wedding wasn't much but the reception was great :)

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Matt Townsend wrote:i was holding a newspaper in birthday section, and a guy next to me sat down and i looked at him and "hey happy birthday to you" and he sed "how you know?" "ummm it in the paper" and i showed him the section and he sed " no that is my brother" and i sed "ohhh i get it"
Ha :roll: what are we laughing at :-s .

There's a Russian a scotsman and a blonde.
The Russian goes '' guess what I am going to be the first to land on Mars''.
The Scotsman snarl's at him and says '' oh yeah well I am going to the first to land on the moon''.
Then the Blonde kindly interupts '' well I am going to be the first to land on the sun''.
The Russian and the Scotsman look at eachother and shake thier heads.
The Russian says '' There is no way you will make it to the sun you will burn up on the sun''.
The blonde replies '' come on I am not stupid I am going at night''.
:lol: :lol: :lol: .
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What is the best time you can land on the sun?

Night time! :lol:
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Snap you two. :lol:
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NZ Thunderstorm Soc wrote:
NZ Thunderstorm Soc wrote:I saw a ghoti the otherday :roll:

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Ghoti ...pronounced fish

GET IT 8)

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It wasn't snap I think he read it first then repeated my joke.
Either way mine sounds better i think ;) :) .
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Jasestrm wrote:It wasn't snap I think he read it first then repeated my joke.
Either way mine sounds better i think ;) :) .
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Yes it does Jasestrm but I was meaning the time of the posts - you both posted at exactly the same time. :D
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I once met a guy whose job was circumcising elephants....
Pay wasn't much, but the tips were enormous!
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what did the lepper say to the prostatute?
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:shock: :lol: :lol:
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: excellent joke guys/gals, keep it up :)
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What do you call a sheep with no legs?


A cloud :oops:
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Matt Townsend wrote:What is the best time you can land on the sun?

Night time! :lol:

haha, we have allready had a joke about the sun Matt. :o Got anything els? :roll:
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haha why did the hedgehog cross the road?? To see his flatmate ;) :roll:
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How do you get a fat chick into bed?

Piece of cake.......

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C-Nimbus wrote:How do you get a fat chick into bed?

Piece of cake.......

:P
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haha that was a good one
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